God John. You’re so unreasonably jealous about everyone. Keep your shit together.
People John has been demonstrably jealous of so far:
Jim from IT
Moriarty (yes, separate listings!)
John even gets tetchy about the fact that Sherlock said Mary’s name when he first revived in the hospital. Just. Kiss. Him.
People John is not demonstrably jealous of:
David, the man his wife dated for two years and invited to their wedding…